Urinal Gum is meant to get people to laugh and smile and giggle and
frown-upside-down. The stated purpose of the zine is to enhance
others' lives through drivel. It's a way to integrate and segregate
without having to open your door. Every month, we take a look at what
people aren't thinking about. And, we get them to think about it so
that their minds become overloaded with irrelevant thoughts causing
one to miss his rent payment or sister's birthday. It's the ****ridge
that goldilocks scalded her mouth on but ate anyway. Urinal Gum is
that little treasure in the cesspool that you just want to put in your
mouth, but you know you shouldn't and that it would most likely ruin
your life. Reroute your optic nerves with us. It unites by
alienating all. The gray area of the yin and yang. Making the world
a better place through confusion. A latticework of disconnected
threads. Soiling oneself with a look of smugness. It's having the
dream where you find yourself ****d in school and are proud of it.
Please read and let us know what you think.
e-version: http://www.urinalgum.com
paper copy send 2USD cash money to
Urinal Gum
PO Box 1243
Eugene, OR 97440
